eve peyser

writer / comedian

featured works

The Fucking P.C. Culture Problem
Esquire / November 23, 2016

My Heart Belongs to ‘Daddy'
New York Magazine / June 14, 2016

Seltzer Isn't a Trend, It's a Way of Life
GQ / October 11, 2016

The Slightly Smiling Emoji Conveys the Complex Tragedy and Joy of Human Existence
Gizmodo / September 16, 2016

What We Know About Why Soylent Products Are Making People Sick
Gizmodo / October 28, 2016

How to Sell a Subreddit
Motherboard / January 11, 2016

My Therapist Wrote My Breakup Text
BuzzFeed / December 12, 2015

The Tinderization of Feeling
co-written with Alicia Eler / The New Inquiry / January 14, 2016

How to Win Tinder
co-written with Alicia Eler / The New Inquiry / August 26, 2015

Fuck This Tweet
Gizmodo / August 9, 2016